How does the credit card company advertisement go...?
Sub-Saharan Mercenaries: a few hundred dollars a day, tops.
Russian-built multiple rocket launchers: a couple hundred thousand a pop.
A Nicaraguan career-misanthrope and fixture of the international blame-America set as your new U.N. envoy: priceless.
priceless = comedy gold in this case.
Way to go on the "buy some respect" move there, Moammar.